Ah, the joys of work.
I'd call this a road diary, but diaries are SO gay and I'm only so gay. Let's call it a daily journal or a periodic documentation of my Texas travel oddyssey. These will be short and great and to the point. On to the good stuff...
I won't recap what I do for a living. I think all of you know. Secondly, it is probably best I don't mention the name of the school I work for, but I think all of you know that as well. But when reading the following, keep in mind that the city and state location are contained within the name of the university that employs me.
Dumb Shit Questions From Dumb Shit Kids I've Actually Been Asked
1. So, where is your college?
2. Where in Oklahoma is your school?
3. What state is Oklahoma City in?
4. Do you offer a rap music major?
5. Do you offer an oceanography major?
6. So you're the same as OU, right?
6A. Why aren't you the same as OU?
7. Is the time zone different in Oklahoma than it is in Texas?
Dumb Shit T-Shirts Kids Wore Tonight
I guess t-shirts with messages on them are "in". I'm glad the youth of America had these three important things to say to me tonight.
1. "College girls are easier." (Guy. Sorta of a tool? And probably a virgin?)
2. "Limited Time Offer" (Girl. Kind of a whore?)
3. "That's Hot!" (Worn by an ass ugly girl. But if she's talking to someone else...No. I don't get it.)
One day in and I'm already researching the liberal Texas concealed weapon laws...
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2 comments:
have fun down there! eat lots of food on the school to make up for all the dumb shit you have to put up with....oh, and i have bad news. people still ask really stupid questions, even after high school, and college, and grad school....and well, you get it...most people are just stupid.
Hope all is well in Texas...had to add a shirt to the list that I saw yesterday at one of my fairs. It was a guy, and his shirt said, "Hi there...you'll do."
-SP
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