Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Wednesday's Child OR The Girl Who Sorta Makes My Pants Go Crazy This Week


Maggie Grace. So very choice. Posted by Hello



Yes, this will be a weekly segment and since I'm not sure if anyone is even reading this silly blog each day, I shall post it without fear of any objections. Now let me go ahead and get the explanation out of the way if the title of the post does not explain enough. This is merely a shallow excuse for me to both ponder and scour the internet for hot girls. Nothing more, nothing less. This concept is absolutely unoriginal and for me was taken from a radio station (Sportsradio 1310 The Ticket) in Dallas' weekly segment entitled "The girl on TV who's so good looking that we have to watch out for her because she's so good looking." The primary difference is that my weekly girl can come from any medium, not just TV. You never know, I may pick a girl I went to high school with who I just haven't let go of yet because she refuses to let the stupid restraining order expire all because I accidentally fell through her window ONE time after she was asleep--anyway... So here goes! The honor of being the FIRST EVER Anthony V. Wednesday's Child OR the girl who sorta makes my pants go crazy this week is (drumroll...) Maggie Grace of ABC's island adventure with hot people everywhere, "Lost".

Despite all of the hype that Evangeline Lilly gets, it is without a doubt that Maggie Grace is the eye candy of my greatest desire. While "Lost" is without doubt one of my favorite shows for it's uniqueness, strong character development, plot twists, etc. it's greatest shortfall is that there are not more scenes with Maggie sunbathing in the minimum amount of clothing that the FCC mandates. She is the prototypical "rich bitch" who I would like to have a chance to help educate in the ways of the force. Naked. So Maggie, you are hereby honored for being both "sexual in nature" and have easily earned the title of this week's Wednesday’s Child OR The Girl Who Sorta Makes My Pants Go Crazy This Week.

Random Links to Help You Get Through Your Work/School Day

All I can say is, "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!": http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml (You might want to watch the volume)

Hours of Meaningless Napoleon Dynamite-Generated Fun: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ndsound.php

Penguin Baseball. It's just nature's way: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pingu2.php (Hit the skip button in the top right hand corner when you get to the page. After that, use your mouse to swing)

Song of the Day: "I'll Be Around"
Artist: The Damnwells
Album: Bastards of the Beat
Lyric of Possible Relevance: "You go on leaving all of yourself. You go on keeping everything else. So come in dreaming, no one can tell. 'Cause you always wear it well."

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