Wednesday's Child OR The Girl Who Sorta Makes My Pants Go Crazy This Week

Of course you can sit on my lap...


I think it was my therapist or Dr. Seaver on "Growing Pains" who told me that it was important to confront head on the things that I am ashamed of about myself. One of those things is my faithful, yet regrettable, viewership of Fox television show "The O.C.". My girlfriend convinced me to start watching this show with her last year only to subsequently abandon it this year, leaving me on a desert island of bad, bad teen drama. My God, I'm a 25 year old man who watches this tacky crap. But I'm also a kid who grew up with a single mother and got hooked on such fine daytime programming as "The Young and the Restless", "The Bold and the Beautiful" and "Days of Our Lives". Let's just say that I've never had a hard time connecting with my inner-pussy.

What I have found over the years, however, is that there are other straight guys who watch shit like this. Because as I've stated previously, we all do gay things sometimes. Now this certainly does not excuse the lack of taste I exhibit by partaking in "The O.C.", but it might nonetheless explain it. The one thing I am NOT ashamed of is the viewership I so forcefully give to the lone bright spot in the sea of spare-ness that makes up the cast.

And with that I'd like to salute this week's W.C.O.G.W.S.M.M.P.G.C.T.W, the lovely Rachel Bilson. Besides being extremely F-worthy to a degree I probably cannot begin to comprehend, she is equally adept at using her dark eyes to create the funny feeling in all the places I've been taught to be ashamed of. Despite being a highly sexual young woman of 24, she plays a 17 yr. old on "The O.C.". And I ask all of you: Is there a more important quality in a woman than the ability to be legal while looking like a minor? Just something to consider.

So as I count down the days until she decides to do Playboy, I will continue to faithfully watch her so very, very hard on "The O.C.". And while I love all of you too much to recommend a show that is so clearly beneath us, I can recommend this lovely Rachel Bilson photo site so that you can be witness at anytime, day or night, to her visually sugar sweet greatness: http://www.rachel-bilson.net/visual/

So Ms. Bilson, I salute you as this week's W.C.O.G.W.S.M.M.P.G.C.T.W. And to all of my readers, you are welcome.

Random Link to Provoke a Tiny Giggle For You All Today or Whenever:

It's funny 'cuz it's actually her name:
http://kuathletics.collegesports.com/sports/w-softbl/mtt/frankenstein_destiny00.html

Song of the Day: "Remember Me"
Artist: British Sea Power
Album: The Decline of British Sea Power
Lyric of Possible Relevance: "Do you worry about your health? Do you watch it slowly change? And when you listen to yourself, does it feel like somebody else? And did you notice when you began to disappear? Was it slowly at first? Until there's nobody really there?"