Ask an Asshole With a Big Brain and a Big Heart For Advice On How You Should Live So That You Will Be a Better Person So Strong and Good Forever

Just a quick post tonight to whet your appetite for some future crumbs of greatness from Rob. I have a new bit that I'm going to try. So far, the weekly Wednesday's Child has seemed to intrigue all of you. Hell, who isn't intrigued by hot women? It really is like shooting fish in a barrel. All I do is add some sort of genius poetic element to it all.

But now, I'd like to contribute something of substance to your life. So I am here to announce the beginning of a new weekly segment entitled: Ask an Asshole With a Big Brain and a Big Heart For Advice On How You Should Live So That You Will Be a Better Person So Strong and Good Forever.

Beginning this evening, I will be taking e-mails from all of you with the questions of life that you ponder so very, very hard and will do my best to offer you insight that will help you to lead a more Zen Rob-like existence. I promise you absolute anonymity and absolute wisdom. If you feel compelled to include a funny fake name like "Hard Up For Answers" or "Conflicted in Sexland", I'll include it. But I want to give you, my handful of faithful readers, a forum where you can seek the answers that have escaped you for so, so long.

Hey, no one disputes the fact that I'm an asshole. But at least I'm an asshole who if you ask a direct question will give you nothing less than the sarcasm, wit, and brutal bloody honesty that you want so extremely strong hard. So everyone, give me your best shot. I'll post the first letters on Sunday. And hey, they don't even have to be real questions. But I am a real genius (if the criteria for genius is means having a vastly out of whack opinion of oneself). Your mentor awaits your inquiries...


Song of the Day: "Desperate Times"

Artist: Old 97's

Album: Hitchhike to Rhome

Lyric of Possible Relevance: "And if you got the shotgun brother, I've got the crime. These are desperate, desperate times."