Wednesday's Child OR The Girl Who Sorta Makes My Pants Go Crazy This Week

She knows she's smarter than me. Is there anything hotter than that?




My friend Brie is probably the smartest person I know. Sorry Dan, you're close, but this girl just edges you out. And just so we're clear, she's twenty times smarter than me. And she isn't too hard on the eyes either. Now if only I could get a picture for my Wednesday segment. Anyway...

This is how smart Brie is. Now while I don't have the energy to list all of her accomplishments, she's a graduate student in the sciences at Cal-Berkeley (further information will be suppressed in order to protect her sweet innocence). She recently was awarded a National Science Foundation graduate fellowship that will take care of the remainder of her graduate tuition as well as giving her a nice living stipend and the opportunity to study abroad. Her brain could SO bitch slap yours.

While I was receiving this good news that further put me in my intellectual place in this world, Brie decided to comment on this little project known as "I Don't Mind If You Forget Me".

And I quote (approximately):

Brie: I really like your blog.
Me: Wow Brie, coming from someone as superhumanly brilliant as you, thanks!
Brie: Except for that whole Wednesday's girl thing. Ewww.

Of course I played this off as best as I could. Though I have to admit I was dying a little inside. It is sad when I am given the scarlet "P" by someone I respect so very, very hard. But my resolve stiffened (giggle), and I decided that I could continue my bit, hold my head up high, and pick a Wednesday's Child that even Brie couldn't disapprove of--while also picking one we could all still have a healthy lust for.

With that, I bring you this week's Wednesday's Child OR The Girl Who Sorta Makes My Pants Go Crazy This Week, the great Danica McKellar. Danica became my undisputed heavyweight champion of sexual obsession before I knew what sexual obsession was (those were probably better days) as the legendary Winnie Cooper on the unrivaled series, "The Wonder Years". Every week, Kevin Arnold and I were joined on the long journey of devotion and doubt down the path to Winnie's sweet clean love. Years after the show's completion, she has appeared in several varied roles on shows like "The West Wing" and "NYPD Blue", as well as several indie flicks and stage productions.

What did she do after "The Wonder Years" was completed? Oh not much except for earning a degree in mathematics from UCLA. And she was no pushover of a student. She even co-authored a math proof - new research proving an original math theorem - highly unusual for an undergraduate. In fact, she was the only undergraduate invited to speak at Rutgers University's biannual Statistical Mechanics Conference (ripped off from www.danicamckellar.com). She combined her super power of hotness with a gigantic math brain. Is there any greater aphrodisiac than that? I'll let Danica crunch those numbers. But I'm betting not. And did I mention she also holds a PhD--in Genius Sexual Power?

Danica is a highly "choice" W.C.O.T.G.W.S.M.M.P.G.C.T.W. for many reasons. She won me on many fronts. She was Winnie Cooper. She is an intellectual powerhouse of sweet sexualness. And, like Brie, is FAR too worthy for me. But she is, without question worthy of being this week's Wednesday's Child.

ME + Danica = Strong Good Bliss


Song of the Day: "Please Stand Up"

Artist: British Sea Power

Album: Open Season

Lyric of Possible Relevance: "If there's anyone asking did you get a rush? There's no point in asking, it wasn't enough."